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腰间盘突出都没有父母突出- }$ O: P( L% [+ D. u
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我真的太难了
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给我爸发个表情包,结果…
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像极了和男朋友的对话是怎么回事
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让我照顾感冒了的妈妈
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猪肉真的很贵哈哈哈哈哈2 I1 m; }* @) N7 b8 }
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我爸,头像已经帅到无法显示
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哈哈哈哈看我看我,我爸这个八卦精
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摊上这些逗比父母! u' E, n: [( B; G8 Q$ u
时不时看看聊天记录
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(女人就是如此善变)
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能有这么出彩父母$ A) g5 [" C, ^7 d
- X. e0 r4 X0 e4 _, j也是人生一大圆满啊
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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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